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Emily McDowell Designs


We really could have used a card like this when we started struggling with perimenopause. But, obvi, there wasn’t a card like this. So… we made one! It’s for us, and for you… and your friends, sisters, and neighbors. And us.

We really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering.

  • Funny cards for friends just because… menopause!
  • Blank inside; A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Card reads: Perimenopause! It’s like puberty, except nobody knows when it will start or end; we don’t talk about it; they don’t make cute menopause movies; and when it begins, you’re old enough to worry that you may be dying. Clearly, it’s up to us to celebrate surviving this shit so I got you this card. Really, it’s for both of us.