Emily McDowell Lemons

As the artist, Emily McDowell explains "Why is it that when you're sick with a life-threatening disease, so many people feel the need to tell you about someone they know who DIED OF THE THING YOU HAVE? It's crazy how often this happens. Not only is it unhelpful, but it's also actually quite terrifying. Please, everyone, stop doing this.

If you buy a sick person this card, I promise they will a) laugh, and b) feel relieved that you understand.